Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

Hitler is my role model

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

"Hello." "Hi."

Sarah Palin is President

What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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