- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

where do the women go? the womanarium

I'm Jewish

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

what do you call a black man named mike

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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