Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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robin, get in the car.

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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Jake Bowar

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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The glass is half an hour.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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