- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

World peace

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

sixty....eight.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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