- Anti Joke

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

your life

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

ROSS G IS OBESE

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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