Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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Chuck Norris

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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baby seal walks into a bar

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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