What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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Chuck Norris died.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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Justin Bieber

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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