Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

Star Wars

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

A guy is playing cod

Icecream

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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