I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

World Peace

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

minced oaths

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

DONALD TRUMP DIES

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Microsoft Windows

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

I cant think of one (._. )

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

Black people are clen.

newt gingrich

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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