So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

you just lost the game!

Penis

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

your momma is so old, she has heart problems

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Justin Bieber

BUTTERFARTING

your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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