Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

how does peploe get around they walk

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

Sea World Japan.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

A baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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