Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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666 im christian

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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Your Mom

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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Anti jokes.

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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ollie is a fag so are you

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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Women's Rights

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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