What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

Knock Knock. Shut up.

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

sweaty black guy

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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