- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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