Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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Penis in a box.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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Brittney Spears

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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The Economy

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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potato farming

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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