Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

Bin Laden is dead.

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

666 im christian

Chuck Norris died.

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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