- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

Whats the difference........ between a duck?

You want to hear a joke? Democract

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

A black goes to college

What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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