What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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