There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Penis jokes.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

Knock Knock! Come in.

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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