What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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Chrissy is funny.

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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There is a car full of black people.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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fart

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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