- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

Penis

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

Slavery

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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