- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

If life throws you lemons Catch them

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

A black guy walks in to a bar.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

Women rights..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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