Lebron Traveled

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Dan O'Driscoll

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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My children are mistakes

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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minorities.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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