Womens rights.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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So dont touch it

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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