What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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beiber i straight

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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