How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

thumb_up thumb_down -11

i fondle myself every night....

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

thumb_up thumb_down -17

"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

the real mccoy

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

thumb_up thumb_down -25

what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Your mom goes to college

thumb_up thumb_down -29

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

thumb_up thumb_down -31

a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

thumb_up thumb_down -43

World Of Warcraft

thumb_up thumb_down -55

LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

thumb_up thumb_down -87

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

thumb_up thumb_down +96

what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

thumb_up thumb_down +92

Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

thumb_up thumb_down +70

Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

thumb_up thumb_down +66

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

thumb_up thumb_down +64

Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

thumb_up thumb_down +64

your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

thumb_up thumb_down +62

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops