What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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What should I name my dog?

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GONNA

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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