- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

do you know what's so funny? yup

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

It's your mother, open the door.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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