- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

what is white and sticky? glue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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