Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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9:11 make a wish

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whats better than shoes feet

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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