Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock! Yes?

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

A man walks into a bar.

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

Anti Joke

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