Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

Amputations.

Women's Basketball.

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

what time is it rape time

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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