wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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