Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

I love Ciara!

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

the chicken whent boomand then died

What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

Nah

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

Child Prostitution.

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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