Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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