co jo kurwa tocza?

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

Get in the van

How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

Boobs are nasty!

how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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