- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

Steering Wheel Face.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

A man. That is all.

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