What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

Time flies like a banana.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

womans rights

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

Star Wars

Poop

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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