what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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memes

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25

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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Women's Basketball.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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a little girl gets raped

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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