Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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How many dislikes can this get?

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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whats gay ? you

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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