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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

What's 9 +10 19

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

Obama

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

No.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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