- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

My dad beats my mom At checkers

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

nine...eleven

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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