- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

Women's rights

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock Opens Door

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

why did the chicken cross the road

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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