Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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The chicken crossed the road.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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I have no joke. u mad?

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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Anti Joke

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