What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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I have no joke. u mad?

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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dildo

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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