1+1= 69

thumb_up thumb_down +55

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

thumb_up thumb_down +41

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

thumb_up thumb_down +37

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

What has human male genitalia? A human male

thumb_up thumb_down +35

8=>

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Aodhan Hearty

thumb_up thumb_down +29

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

NEVER

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops