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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

penis

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

A homeless person dies.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

KIMBERLEY HONEY

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

My mom.

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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