- Anti Joke

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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