- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

You.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

Guess what? Chicken butt

A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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