How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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i like potatoes

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Men's rights

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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PENIS

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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So one time this woman was learning...

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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why did the man die? he got shot

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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