Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Pianca going ham

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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What comes after "Q" R

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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