Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

fart

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

Lockerbie bombing

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

69

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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